Monday, December 18, 2006
Taking Life Too Seriously
I've never been accused of taking life too seriously. My high school teachers thought that I didn't take it seriously enough. I DO have a sense of humor. Sometimes it's just buried under the depression.
I'm starting a new job today (more later), so I just wanted to share with you some of my favorite words of wisdom.
For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
01-Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
02-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
03-A day without sunshine is like...night.
04-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
05-Eagles may soar, but turtles don't sucked into jet engines.
06-I intend to life forever. So far, so good.
07-My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.
08-Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.
09-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried.
10-Experience is something that you don't get until just after you need it.
11-Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12-The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
13-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
14-Get a new car for your spouse. It will be a great trade.
15-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
16-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Have a wonderful day, and if you can't, have a day anyway.
["I'm so low I could do a ten minute freefall off the edge of a dime."]